• me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower


#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

I

(Source: sandandglass)

  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun